Hydraulic press flips coin onto its edge on the 11,175th flip after 147 hours

You know, I'm no hydraulic press expert, but I'm pretty sure that isn't a hydraulic press.

Why is this of any significance?

because now you know

but to increase the accuracy of the model, we need to reproduce the result some thousands of times more

how many years of life you have left?

so we can figure out a good level of confidence to strive for

Ratbert was right!

I call seven rotations followed by inexplicable hovering and hen noises.