Well of course it was a figure of speech - if you meant it literally then I would not by prodding you about your medical condition. I was posting in response to your story that a colleague proposed a way of working or technical solution to something, and that this in some way enraged or otherwise upset you. And then you thought that made a good story to share online. That is, as I said, an immature response to a disagreement.

Unless that whole paragraph was a figure of speech, in which case what I said doesn't apply, and we can both go about our days.

Aw don't say that, you'll make me sad! There's nothing worse than a sad clown.