The cryptographic requirements of different problems --- backup, package signing, god-help-us secure messaging --- are in tension with each other. No one design adequately covers all the use cases. Trying to cram them all into one tool is a sign that something other than security is the goal. If that's the case, you're live action roleplaying, not protecting people.
I'd be interested in whether you could find a cryptographer who disagrees with that. I've asked around!
[†] I am aware that SAK nerds love the saw.