Here is your next iPhone [video]

"Here is your next iPhone" presupposes I have ever owned an iPhone.

Accepting this, I infer the video speaks to a point so distant in my future that I can not envision it. And in that future, 1-2 people think [highly/lowly] of me and gift me iphones.

Sadly the title does not reveal whether I ever use these devices. If I did, we'd know that the iphone ecosystem will be radically different one day.