I really want unlimited aliases for signing up to sites and tracking who is leaking my data.
The results are more boring than you think. Almost no one leaks my address. A couple have been hacked, but almost all of those are widely known. (I did discover one early and help Troy Hunt validate a leak.) At least one Kickstarter campaign has shared my address, as has a local business. But that seems to be the extent of it.
I still do it, because I did manage to catch those things, and because it reduces cross-site correlation. But yeah, there's less skeevy behavior than you might think.
I hate that 90% of the effort on the internet is about stealing information from users and serving invasive ads.