Why Pancakes Taste Better from a Diner Than Homemade

I'm sorry the author never learned how to cook. Or had anyone near that could.

Homemade pancakes a way better than what a diner concocts out of pre-mixed mystery batter. At least in my home.

Diners don't try to pretend it's healthy and just add more sugar :)

They dont, not in my home or any home I visit.

Diners ingredients: flavour enhancers, monosodium glutamate, more salt, more sugar and powdered eggs, poor quality flour and soya protein. Fucking nasty shit!

Perfect ingredients for the morbidly obese, or for those dreaming of dying of a heart attack in the near future