Neverending Story

This seemed fun, so here we are! Each item you see represents a story beginning (from http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:lzbH4IRHqUIJ:www.readwr...). Click on one and leave a reply to add to the story. You can branch off at any time, and others can upvote your additions.

I fully expect this to turn into one big ragefest, but it'll be interesting to see the results anyway, and it seemed like a neat hack. Probably NSFW eventually.