Dilbert: Quality at a Day Job (Keep Working on your Startup)
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The VP had a real motivational poster on her wall, one about teamwork and aspirations. The developer had a de-motivational poster, one about replacing workers with robots. http://www.demotivators.com/motivation.html
To my knowledge, the two never acknowledged the irony of the situation.
Maybe if you plaster them all over the window views or mirrors in the bathroom they might notice them. The only coy. I worked at that had demotivators hanging off the walls, the boss was a hacker. Most of the others probably would have laughed it off. My demotivators would go something like ...
Startups
It doesn't matter if you "make things that users want". You are all going to fail anyway.
Venture Capitalists
It's a spelling mistake. It should read, 'Vulture', 'Vampire' or 'Vegan'.
Programming languages
Why use just one? Try as many as possible.
Ideas
Old ideas never die, they are just re-implemented with a new website.
Web 2.0
It's the one after Web 1.0Now, the analogy to really use is evolution. Evolution tries a lot of stunts but not every creation lives, most die in the process and the some that survive are well adapted to the system. Is evolution pushing useful resources off the cliff. Is evolution moronic?
I think it's a nifty perspective. Everyone's an idiot. Remember that the next time you think you're smart.