Hear me out: what if we just put together a series of friendly soccer matches between the two nations to ease tensions and show the world how peaceable we are?
Surely there is a leader among us who could exemplify goodwill through sport.
"They shall beat their swords into hacky sacks."
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I am glad to see an American leader fight back against the theft of American assets. Americans invested huge amounts into Venezuela, only to have it stolen by a socialist dictator.