Holding public PKI advancements hostage so that businesses can be lazy about their intranet services is a bad tradeoff for the vast majority of people that rely on public TLS.
There are more things on the internet than web servers.
You might say “use DNS-01”; but thats reductive- I’m letting any node control my entire domain (and many of my registrars don’t even allow API access to records- let alone an API key thats limited to a single record; even cloud providers dont have that).
I don’t even think mail servers work well with the letsencrypt model unless its a single server for everything without redundancies.
I guess nobody runs those anymore though, and, I can see why.
> and my IRC servers that don’t have any HTTP daemon (and thus have the port blocked) while being balanced by anycast geo-fenced DNS?
The certificate you get for the domain can be used for whatever the client accepts it for - the HTTP part only matters for the ACME provider. So you could point port 80 to an ACME daemon and serve only the challenge from there. But this is not necessarily a great solution, depending on what your routing looks like, because you need to serve the same challenge response for any request to that port.
> You might say “use DNS-01”; but thats reductive- I’m letting any node control my entire domain (and many of my registrars don’t even allow API access to records- let alone an API key thats limited to a single record; even cloud providers dont have that).
The server using the certificate doesn't have to be the one going through the ACME flow, and once you have multiple nodes it's often better that it isn't. It's very rare for even highly sophisticated users of ACME to actually provision one certificate per server.
The solution however is pretty trivial. For our setup I just made a very small server with a couple of REST endpoints.
Each customer gets their own login to our REST server. All they do is ask "get a new cert".
The DNS-01 challenge is handled by the REST server, and the cert then supplied to the client install.
So the actual customer install never sees our DNS API keys.