Remembering Your First Computer Is For Old People
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Meanwhile my kids will be digging into piles of radioactive junk looking for Lightning adapters.
Time-wise, I am one of the second generation. I didn't build my own computer, but came before the IBM PC era. My Dad took my brother and I into town and traded our Atari VCS (later called the 2600) and 23 cartridges for an Atari 400, 410 cassette recorded, and two cartridges: Pac-Man and Missile Command. He then bought the Atari BASIC cartridge and an issue of Antic for us. I learned to program and have had a lifelong love of it (younger brother hasn't done bad either).
I would have loved an iPad at that age, but I would have never been a programmer with it. I remember my first car and all the work I did on it too (Buick Rivera with a 455). They weren't appliances.
People just like to reminisce. There's nothing unique about computers in this regard.
It may not have been a setup from the "bad old days of computing", but it was mine, and I loved it. I'll always remember it with a smile.
23-odd years later, I realize that the distance between that machine and the 11" MacBook Air I type this on is just... humbling.
I remember my first computer (a Z80 based VZ-200) and was intimately familiar with its machine code. Since then, my computers have just been boxes for executing the x86 instruction set.
She would tell me these stories while marveling over the crazy stuff I do every day of my life. Pure science fiction to her when she was growing up.
Some day all of what YOU are doing will be that way and people WILL be doing what we consider Science Fiction today.
Enjoy the ride, it won't slow down for any of us!
I find this quote to be surprisingly true. It boggles the mind to think that mundane stuff such as sewing machines once was high technology, but there you go. My grandmother still remembers the marvel the day she got her first sewing machine.
I have my great aunts' sewing machine that is powered by a treadle and a flywheel. It still works perfectly.
If anything, it seems that devices are getting _more_ important and more personal. I'd rather get my wallet stolen than my phone.
What the author says is true, for a lot of 'old' people their memory of their first computer is intimately linked with the notion that "nobody but me and maybe a handful of my friends had one." I was in a computer club in Las Vegas growing up and there is a picture of me and the Digital Group Z80 based computer I built in the newspaper, I was called out as the youngest person in Nevada who had 'built their own computer.'[1] But really it was the that "computers" were these things you couldn't easily get too and here I had one of my very own. That was awe inspiring.
We've gone through an amazing period of growth, and during that time seen a tremendous amount of change in what folks think of as a 'personal computer.' and starting around the turn of the century things started changing. People got computers who could care less that they were computers, they needed them as tools to get something done, whether it was computing the variance p on a set of measurements, or balancing the books of a corporation, or putting together a flyer for the next newspaper insert. For these folks, who grossly outnumber the 'techno' folks, the fact that all this 'computerness' was exposed made problems for them. I clearly remember a friend of my Dad's who bellowed "I don't need a god damn computer science degree to draw, I've been doing that since was was six!"
That level of pain has made 'ease of use' and 'appliance' salable features of devices which use computation and software to help folks do their jobs. The finally flipped completely over in the 'smartphone' which we all know is a computer but for millions it is a phone first, a camera second, maybe a pager third. There are people with an iPhone or Android phone in their pocket and will tell you with a straight face "I don't own a computer, I get everything I need done with my phone."
Hold on to that thought, they don't own a 'computer.' The thing they have lets them access stuff like the web and call people and take pictures, it isn't that thing you write programs for.
Now that seems like a game of semantics, and initially it really was indistinguishable from such a game, but the fact that 'computerness' was such a non-issue to these people that it becomes something that can be removed, and if it saves money to remove it, it gets removed with extreme prejudice. I expect my kids will have a 'phone' for carrying around and a 'tablet' for composing emails and stuff and they won't have a 'computer.' And that brings us around full circle.
So their kids will have a strong association with the first technology device they got which let them change the way it worked in anyway they wanted, it was a 'computer', not your padd or TV or web viewer thing, this thing you could design programs for and it ran them, what ever you thought up, bam you could make it happen. And the cycle will continue. As they get older they will tell stories about the first computer they got and bore the crap out of people who have been printing circuits on their 3D printers or what not.
[1] This wasn't true, I was the youngest member of the club but there were other kids in Nevada who had built computers by the summer of 1978.
The interesting thing is how subtly middle-age and old-age catches up on you. I remember watching some kid ask a 90-year-old what it felt like to be old. He said, "It feels just like it damned always has. I'm only old on the outside"
I didn't understand that at the time.
I used to joke about TV shows as part of helping people out with learning programming and technology management. One day I'm in a room teaching something and I say "That's about as likely as Gilligan and the rest of them actually making it off that island"
Total silence. Nobody in the room knew what "Gilligan's Island" was.
That happening more and more over a few years' time, and finally I decided that I don't tell jokes based on TV shows anymore. For one, most of my frame of reference is in the 80s. For another, I don't waste my time with that much network TV. I don't think it has the cultural significance it used to have.
But there was never a bright line when it happened. I don't wake up one day and somehow realized I'm a middle-aged person. Life feels just like it damned always has.
But it is properly also related to the issue that there is no longer a big unifying cultural narative. There is no one mister news (i.e Walter Cronkite), you can get your news from a dozen or so places (and not one of them is fair or balanced) and your tv (if you haven't cut your cable yet) is likely to have 200+ channels.
In other words, there is going to be a lot of cult shows but unlikely to be that many shows with a massively broad appeal (like Seinfeld, which some say is one of the last shows watched by everybody).
I know to some that's still young, to others that's over a decade away, but over the course of this year I think I have crossed over a bright white line as you put it (although not the middle aged one I hope).
That's not to say I feel worse, just different. Where I once felt invincible, I now feel experienced or where I once had endless energy to throw at something I now have the nous to work out a way of doing it with less energy.
You realize that your parents, perhaps in late middle age and hopefully in good health, still just think of themselves as adult people, not that much different than you probably think of themselves. But, they're "old", you think. And then your brain finally makes the leap and realizes you're getting old -- because everyone is getting old -- and that in a few decades, you'll be old and eventually dead too.
It's not a bad thing really -- certainly it makes it easier to put aside many of the trivial hangups and foolishness of youth, but I think it brings with it a certain sense of urgency.
Now I feel old. Nothing makes you feel old like realizing there is a definite point in time when your way of life will change, significantly.
I'm in the forever alone club but thought one day I'd meet a girl, no luck yet. I wanted to have kids and have my parents be grandparents since I never knew my Dad's father since he died at age 56. At most my parents have maybe ten years but their health is rapidly declining which is a shock.
Anyway at some point there will be some event that makes you go from feeling like 20 to feeling like 50.
It makes you give up Red Bull, stop eating crap and exercise but that's nothing like being healthy all your life, a last minute rush just won't do it.
That's how we learn pop cultural history. I wasn't alive when Wolfman Jack or Alan Freed were famous DJs, but I know about them because older people talked about them. I wasn't around for Jack Benny, or Jack Paar, or Milton Berle, or Henny Youngman, but I get it when people use them as references because I heard their names, and I asked who they were.
Don't be afraid to make references that people don't get. That's how people find things out, and that's how generations connect. As David Mitchell says, "I first came across Proust via Monty Python, and Wagner via Bugs Bunny."
Go ahead and say things people don't get. It'll give them something fun to look up.
I doubt most of this crowd would know what show I'm alluding to.. I gave up years ago making the reference in younger crowds!
Soon after the owner of the computer (My High School Physics teacher) coughed up money to upgrade it to 16k. Then I was convinced this is it.. I'll never use all that memory.
Today I was working on a program that will service BILLIONS of transactions per day and 100,000's of queries per second and consume terrabytes of memory across many machines..
What a difference a couple years makes! :-)
Well, my first programs were on punch cards!
My first computer was a Digicomp 1.
[1] Typewriter: combination of a thick keyboard and a printer without cable (but no bluetooth also). In order to print a letter you had to press a key. For every single letter! The best part was that I never had to charge the battery. The lack of copy & paste was a bit annoying though.
It was 286/486's with Windows95 which made common people adopt desktop computers and plethora of commonly available software which were easily installable.
It was shortly thereafter that I bought my first computer book, a Hypercard book by Danny Goodman.
Ha, that's nothing. Some people remember their first transistor radio.
Instead of a heavy valve box plugged into the mains, you'd have this small battery powered case proudly sporting a label saying "6 transistors" (in emulation of the mechanical watches that stated "17 rubies").
Amazing stuff. Except that back then it was harder to leave comments on the tweets/blog posts, of course.
Also pretty insightful of Marshall McLuhan to observe, around that time, that we were building up an external, electrical, nervous system.
Well, my first computer was a 486 with only 1MB of RAM
Oh yeah? Mine was a 286 and it didn't even have a 3.5" drive!
Oh yeah? Mine was a TRS-80...
...and so on it goes...
I'm sure kids will still separate themselves into their own cliques like they always have, but each clique is being redefined as a result of new technological standards. It's an interesting phenomenon.