Show HN: ElfReview – Face detection meets corporate satire for Christmas

I built a satirical "North Pole HR department" that generates bureaucratic performance reviews based on facial expressions.

How it works:

- Upload a photo: the app detects expression locally in browser

- Expression (happy/sad/neutral) determines "naughty or nice" baseline

- Generates a mock HR report with randomized corporate satire (job titles, misconduct logs, gift eligibility scores)

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