How does the wand know what I'm flicking it at? What if I miss? Maybe the wand thinks I'm targeting some tiny organism that lives on the organism that I'm actually targeting. Can I target the wand with itself?
Magic! (i.e. not purely part of the thought experiment, unless I'm missing something interesting)
> What if I miss?
Panpsychism better be true :)
> Can I target the wand with itself?
John Malkovich? Is that you?!