You also need a version of the go compiler, possibly one new enough to handle some //go:magic:comments.
I agree that static linking is great and that python sucks but I was trying to say I can, very easily, mkdir new-py-program/app.py and stick __main__ in it or mkdir new-perl-program/app.pl or mkdir my-new-c-file/main.c etc.
For 2/3 of the above I can even make easy/single executable files go-style.