Usually these types if things never change. I understand that all code is a liability, but npm takes this way too far. Many utility functions can be left untouched for many years if not forever.
Meanwhile Java goes the other way: twenty-year old packages that are serious blockers to improved readability. Running Java that doesn't even support Option (or Maybe or whatever it's called in Java).
EDIT: Obvious from the rest of your responses in this thread that this is trolling, leaving this up for posterity only