Now, Claude did vibe code a fairly accurate solution to this using more traditional techniques. This is very impressive on its own but I'd hoped to be able to just shovel the problem into the VLM and be done with it. It's kind of crazy that we have "AIs" that can't tell even roughly what the orientation of a brain scan is- something a five year old could probably learn to do- but can vibe code something using traditional computer vision techniques to do it.
I suppose it's not too surprising, a visually impaired programmer might find it impossible to do reliably themselves but would code up a solution, but still: it's weird!