Hating AI slop is an art, god dammit -- so of course you just had to throw an LLM at it.
It's actually not. But it is exactly the sort of low-effort-high-volume junk that Medium "bloggers" became known for churning out and ultimately resulted in large swathes of the thinking public putting Medium in the same mental bucket as Quora.
A process that is now repeating with Substack.
Only this time with more LLMs (in two ways: use of and content about).