LinkedIn, although I'm not sure LinkedIn was the originator, itself. Self-absorbed overly-dramatic writing like this has plagued LinkedIn forever. There's even a subreddit that makes fun of its authors: /r/LinkedInLunatics.

Now you're just seeing it on this blog post.

And here on HackerNews, in my post.

Why, you may ask?

Because my intent is to leave you breathless in anticipation for "engagement." With short sentences. That don't let you rest and take in what you read.