Ask HN: I need a title for my talk

Python Got Me Laid, Paid, And Made,Part I

Your talk might have nothing to do that, but I guarantee they'll be paying attention! Tell them they'll have to tune in for Part II for the secret. In Part II tell them it's to be continued. And so on. You'll be famous!

Pythons on a Plane

'Look at these pythons'

I spilled chocolate python my lap

Learn python the memememememememe way

-or, I've always been a fan of-

Ima lurn you sum python

Really depends on the tone and theme of the talk:

Master The Universe With Python

Fear And Loathing In Python Land

Confessions of a Pythonic Hitman

Kill Python Vol. 1

How to Master Python: An introduction.

Intro to Python for mere humans.

The art of Pyhton Programming..

Crouching Python Hidden Coder