The fashion world's biggest sellers are handbags and shoes, which are practical purchases and tend to feature pretty intricate design details. This is a Speedo for a phone, and it makes Apple's already over-the-top descriptions of its products sound even more absurd.

HN commenter logic: 'if I don't understand it, this is clearly wrong'

'If someone doesn't spend money irrationally like I spend money irrationally its bad'

There is indeed a blind spot.