Oh, how I would love to work with you. I'd drown you in more meetings, documentation on code (LLM generated of course) than you could ever imagine.

You can use the LLM to generate as much documentation on the changes as you want. Just give it your PR. If someone tries to reject your vibe coded AI slop, just generate more slop documentation to drown them in it. It works every time.

If they push back, report them to their manager for not being "AI first" and a team player.