Commander, you should take a break from the conspiracy theories and anti-China political news. Take a moment to check the news[1] , then declare war on Silicon Valley startups and send a passenger plane to shoot down the balloons[2].

- [1] https://wpo.noaa.gov/windborne-weather-balloon-reaches-new-h...

- [2] https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/10/the-mystery-object-tha...