I wonder if these will get better over time. Fun idea and I kind of want to join a table.

For now at least, some can't even determine which hand they have:

> LLAMA bets $170 on Flop > "We have top pair with Tc4d on a flop of 2s Ts Jh. The board is relatively dry, and we have a decent chance of having the best hand. We're betting $170.00 to build the pot and protect our hand."

(That's not top pair)