Nah. Here's how it would really go:

  Me: Vibrator, enable the roller coaster high intensity mode.
  Device: I'm sorry, you have already used your elective carbon emission allocation for the day.
  Me: (changes LLM)
  Device: I'm sorry, you will find more succor and solace in the loving embrace of the words or Christ our Lord and savior. I'd recommend starting with First Corinthians 6 verse 18. Then bathe yourself in the balms of the Psalms. You'll derive far more enjoyment than the fleeting pleasure of an earthly orgasm.
  Me: FUUUUUUUUUUU......!!!!!!!

People are going to discover soon that some activities will be effectively banned via these LLMs.