Generate a miasma of benign pestilence in your child's crib, mimicking the protective inoculations provided by early exposure to peanuts and other potential allergens, "farm" air, and the like. It could be packaged with Flonase for sneezing parents and an 'essential oils' scent dispenser to cover the barnyard smell.
Use AI to tailor the precise blend of aerosolized rodent feces and tree nut dust to optimize your child's immune system, and et voila: funding!
At least here we have some exceptions, with some deeply knowledgeable people. But to offset that we have software "engineer" hubris.
As far as I can tell, there's no level of satire so heavy-handed and unsubtle that it won't get a reply taking it seriously. If anything, the more obviously ridiculous your suggestion, the more urgently HNers want to disagree.
Things are different when you actually know people but we killed that when we killed forums.
Friday night I'm going to help move equipment for my good friends in Benign Pestilence.
They're opening for Barnyard Inoculations at the newly remodeled Allergen Aerator.
And the big headliner of the night is of course, Miasma.
Just back from the world tour.
It's going to be a deathly Metal night !
New business idea: Allergen Feeder
Then at each meal put a tiny amount on a spoon and give to the little one before feeding the actual meal, and each meal use the next one butter.
It was great. Sure I can buy peanut butter, or maybe cashew at a grocery store. But I've never seen pecan butter, Brazil nut butter etc.
My wife and I were always going to feed our child anything and she’s liked eating food off our plate anyway since she was 6 months old or so, but it was something we considered. So far the only thing we haven’t given her is shellfish.
Sadly, you cannot -- all the options in that listing are "currently unavailable."
I don't know if ingesting pollens early would help, but it's a thought! Mixed into honey, perhaps.
And like sibling comment said, you can just also just take them outside and let them be kind of outdoorsy.
Something interesting is that peanut allergies in Israel are far lower than for Jews living in Spain, central europe, etc...
One of the most popular snacks in Israel? Bambas - peanut butter puffs.
et = and, so just _et voilà_.