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I'm totally stealing that. Fantastic.

And, if you want and if the Fates allow, you may have my favourite, completely unappreciated joke:

"A time traveller!" [wait a few seconds] "Knock knock."

I do that as "Faster-than-light neutrinos".

I love it, but that would never work in the wild. Mine does, for some value of “work”.