I can't read, so I will be using a cattle prod on my broken arm
That sounds like some obscure Fallout idiot savant member-berry :D
I have both a cattle prod and a TENS-7000. I assume there may be different voltages and pps that work best on different wounds and there must be a database that would be used to track results for everyone that self experiments. One study only applies to its small set of masochists. I would like to see the numbers evolve over time from more masochists so we can share each others pain, pleasure and recovery. Also the best places to stick it and results of different molecules to work in conjunction with the TazeMeBro-20000. e.g. Terrasil3X vs Max strength Desitin vs other off-label options and other supplements. Diabetics seem to prefer Terrasil3X. The step-by-step guide should have videos of unclothed people configuring and applying the TENS to every possible wound location.
This is exactly my kind of unhinged. Gonna try this.
spoken[loudly and slowly, since they can't read]
Open science citizen research is awe inspiring. Thanks for contributing to humanity's progress, you are a true hero!
Cattle prods are expensive. Use a fireplace lighter. Much lower project cost.
can't you just use a lightsocket?
Instructions unclear: cattle prod is now going to require an embarrassing visit to emerg to remove.
Shoplift, get caught, resist, get tasered. Free electrotherapy that comes with free room and board too.
Jail isn't free in the US, they make you pay money when you are released or face more jail time and more debt.
No they do not make you pay for your stay. You may have to pay the fine for the crime but it's not the same as paying for your stay.
You're thinking of a 19th-century British practice.
Debtor's prison is forbidden in the US Constitution.
What do you think happens when people refuse to pay fines, jail fees, and court costs? Or child support, wage garnishments, or back taxes? They certainly don't just send you on your merry way. In some jurisdictions they have to have a court or judge look at someones ability to pay instead of automatically jailing them for failure to pay fines, but whether they are arrested or not as a result of that is completely at the judge's personal discretion, and many judges are selected specifically because they are hardasses that earns the local court system/county money.
You could probably repurpose an electric face massager ?
Anecdotally trying a nuface device on sore muscles a couple of times there seems to be some sort of positive effect.
Find a device capable of Transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation (TENS) or just type TENS into amazon
Get an electric blanket and sleep cozy and warm on cold nights, while the electromagnetic field revigorates your body and your soul.