I’m assuming you’re an employee of the company based on your comments, so please don’t take this poorly - I applaud any and all public efforts to bring back sanity to modern architecture, especially with objective metrics.
And yeah you’re right in hindsight it was a terrible idea to begin with
I thought it could work but didn’t benchmark it enough and didn’t plan enough. It all looked great in early POCs and all of these issues cropped up as we built it
"Serverless was fighting us" vs "We didn't understand serverless tradeoffs" - one is a learning experience, the other is misdirected criticism.
It is your decision to make this a circlejerk of musings about how the company must be run by amateurs. Whatever crusade you're fighting in vividly criticising them is not valuable at all. People need to learn and share so we can all improve, stop distracting from that point.