This is AI-written.
- Ten em-dashes
- "not just A, but B"
- wasn’t just a vacuum cleaner; it was a small computer on wheels
- they didn’t merely create a backdoor; they utilized it
- they hadn’t merely incorporated a remote control feature. They had used it to permanently disable my device
- incessant bullet points/markdown-style formatting- And an overly dramatic/promotional tone
Obviously the image is AI as well, but /shrug