Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982)

I thought there were more discussions on this one, but I think it just came up in comments and that's what I'm remembering. Ones I found with more than a couple comments:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3585286 - Feb 2012

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9422622 - Apr 2015

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10214480 - Sep 2015

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19504023 - Mar 2019

... and they still don't!

Ok, so FORTRAN got replaced by C/C++ and OS/370 by a hundred variants of Unix.

For those who tuned in late, Linux is a clone of Unix (TM).