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I'm assuming you can identify by the heavy drinking to drown feelings of self-loathing.

Their bank accounts are probably happy though..

Microsoft is not known for high compensation. Stable job and good WLB that is. Although that becomes a question as well with the recent layoffs.

TBH I'd love to work in the kernel team, if I'm smart enough. They probably won't ask the kernel team to put BS into.