Nice catch. It's a MacBook Pro (completely forgot about the existence of non-Pro MacBooks).
Given that Macs don't run iOS, this casts a lot of the rest of what you say in a very strange light (and he gave you the chance to correct it were it a 'typo', but you doubled down). I was curious as to the problems you said you had with your Android devices but honestly I'm wondering now how much of it is user-inflicted for reasons other than "I installed Instagram".
And my Galaxy Nexus installed the 4.1 update by pressing one button on the device. Anecdotes are interesting that way.