That said, RISC-V does have a proper conditional move instruction. And the funny part: it has multiple! `xtheadcondmov` and `xmipscmove` both implement "real" conditional moves. The catch is that those are vendor-specific extensions; compared to the official narrative that "it doesn't fit the design of RISC-V" apparently the actual hardware vendors see the value of adding real cmovs to their hardware. I wonder how many more vendor-specific extensions will it take before a common cross-vendor extension is standardized, if ever?
(And yes, I'm perfectly aware of why `Zicond` was designed the way it was. I don't really want to get into a discussion whether that's the right design or not long-term.)