Tell HN: I will sell your product/service for free

I am a college senior who has a somewhat extensive business development/sales background for my age. I am interested in building my resume even more as I plan on relocating to the Bay Area after graduation. Here is what I'm interested in doing:

- I will sell your product or service on a commission-only basis (no upfront fees or anything).

- I'm interested in B2B, but I'd consider B2C if it was the right circumstance

- I'm looking to help a product that's already has a history of being sold (I don't want to help validate a new product that's never sold).

- Allow me to study your product for a week or so before I get going and be willing to answer any questions I have.

The prospects of your product need to have been closed via phone or e-mail (I can't do in person demonstrations). I can send you my resume if you'd like to see it. Also, please let me know what percent commission you'd be willing to offer. Check for my e-mail under my name.

Thank You.