I know I'm being unfair, but something about the writing style reminds me of this classic:
Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity
https://physics.nyu.edu/faculty/sokal/transgress_v2/transgre...
Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity
https://physics.nyu.edu/faculty/sokal/transgress_v2/transgre...
(And I'm curious... The way you said "Ben here" makes me wonder if I know you?)
Please accept my sheepish apology for taking an unwarranted potshot at your writing style.
OTOH, if I hadn't, none of us would have known about that remarkable connection!
They will argue that we had it coming, and that it serves us right, and maybe they're not wrong.