I swear I went home from work but then got fired from my job for falling asleep at my desk. I don't understand what happened. (And even if I did fall asleep at my desk, who fires an employee for falling asleep once?)
Happened to my grandfather even though he was probably the best damned cab driver in all of Michigan.
Did he fall asleep at the wheel, while driving? I can see that being a fireable offense.
>> Someone posts an old joke on Hacker News
>> You interpret it literally.
> see old joke
> attempt to make ND meta joke
> see allistics not get it
> Stop shaking the god damn ladder you little shit!
Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.