To summarize the 'review'
0. Glass was the best material for the phone till last week. Now it's aluminium. Plastic sucks because it scuffs instead of breaking but feels cheap so I hate it. Why doesn't everyone else use an inferior material that Apple just stopped using?
1. The bigger screen sucks. But after using it for a week, the old screen is too small. 3.5" was perfect till now. 4" is perfect hereon. Anything bigger is only for stupid people who have and use two hands. And if they have two sizes, stupid people will always choose the bigger one - it's better that apple decides the right size for me.
2. The display is brighter and more saturated than the 4S. But not AS bright or saturated as the S3. It's just perfect, because its from Apple. Oh wait - the display is from LG. It's got a lower resolution than the S3? Crispness is what matters.
3. The Camera is good.
4. AT&T sucks. Verizon rocks. Oh you can't do data+voice simultaneously on Verizon. But who needs that?
5. Battery life is same as on 4S. Who needs more than that?
6. The benchmark score of the processor is the highest Apple has so far. The S3 beats the pants off the iPhone 5? That's not a phone is it?
7. iOS6? There's nothing to talk about. I mean they screwed up the Maps. They copied notifications last time so there's nothing left to copy.