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"I heard you were extremely quick at math"

Me: "yes, as a matter of fact I am"

Interviewer: "Whats 14x27"

Me: "49"

Interviewer: "that's not even close"

me: "yeah, but it was fast"

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There should be a language that uses "Almost-In-Time" compilation. If it runs out of time, it just gives a random answer.

Best I can do is a system that gives you a random answer no matter how much time you give it.

Great! 80-20, Pareto principle, we're gonna use that! We are as good as done with the task. Everyone take phinnaeus as an example. This is how you get things done. We move quickly and break things. Remember our motto.

Break things and run away, got it.

[neddieseagoon] …and they did! [/neddieseagoon]

Soft real time systems often work like that. "Can't complete in time, best I can do is X".

When you get the wrong answer you can just say 'ah yes, the halting problem'

"Progressive compilation" would be more fun: The compiler has a candidate output ready at all times, starting from a random program that progressively gets refined into what the source code says. Like progressive JPEG.

You should send a pull request to DreamBerd/Gulf of Mexico[0], it's surely the only language that can handle it properly!

[0]https://github.com/TodePond/GulfOfMexico

Hilarious. I will actually do that :)

This might be a similar but possibly more sensible approach? -> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anytime_algorithm

Yes, the way I described it is actually a sensible approach to some problems.

"Almost-in-time compilation" is mostly an extremely funny name I came up with, and I've trying to figure out the funniest "explanation" for it for years. So far the "it prints a random answer" is the most catchy one, but I have the feeling there are better ones out there.

AIighT

  function getRandomNumber() {
    return 4
  }

Prove to me that it's not perfectly random.

It is perfectly random for some distributions

And it's big-O of zero time. The solution is already there.

It’s better with the comment

https://xkcd.com/221/

Good teacher. He really seems to care.

About what, I have no idea.

This is one of my favourite images from a long-defunct proto-meme blog: https://entropicthoughts.com/image/doesntworkbutfast.jpg

The lowest latency responses in my load tests is when something went wrong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SI3GiPihQ4

“Is this your card?”

“No, but damn close, you’re the man I seek”

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