I followed this tutorial but ran into an issue where shamrock portal kept crashing. When I checked the logs, I found it would start a beep but never finish a boop. After a few hours of Googling I discovered my Debian 12's Klingon troglodyte emulator had a known centipede reported in 2013 that's never been squashed because hoobastank 34.100-6x00 actually requires it, and Debian can't move to the newer version of hoobastank without a major gLibc upgrade. I got shamrock talking after compiling the compatibility shim for single-threaded pintafore and migrating from Debian to Fedora 75bit, but then the fistifunk socket closed! A few more hours troubleshooting and eventually figured out the root cause: The Snarfus node's DNS resolver was down. Turned it back on and everything worked perfectly.