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Funny you should say that:

arent paid public restrooms commonplace in eu?

Certainly are in Germany. Many even give you a small coupon in return, so you can spend more money at the overpriced gas station kiosk.

Based on your feedback, we've decided to test a non-subscription version.

Great incentive to hack it open (like people did with eight sleep) or use prior art for an open source version.

Theres foss EEG machines already. $300ish to buy a fully working "same device as The FDA version just sans-certification."

Much less if you want to build it yourself.

Here I sit, broken-hearted...

Consumer Poop Index, used to be a dime

Then I could theoretically use a shit coin to pay for an actual shit...

That’s… actually a good way to have premium services on a bidet