Glad to hear it's all so simple. So you'll have no problem setting it up and finding thousands of volunteers to help, right?
What I advised doesn't require "thousands of volunteers", you can start with one but that's not going to be me because you might be right - what Linux bistros are doing might be impossible in the npm community given the widespread 'do-first-think-later' attitude. As I said, it's good we have other choices.