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Oh that's an easy one, they go to the Geneva Zoo and from there they get trafficked all over the world. It's essentially whitewashing of hamsters on an elephantine scale. We got one of those here as well, it looks like the real deal from a distance but up close the illusion falls apart. The thing that will get you is all the little eyes staring at you and the incessant mewing sounds.

I hope they're humanely harvesting their eyeballs for boba before putting them in the collider. Such a waste otherwise.

https://img.ifunny.co/images/c736301a01cc03ff1f03dac1c8b87f7...

I remember when Outpost.com's initial gerbil collision tests led to public outcry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZIwetqq3H8

Hamsters can be kind of assholes though. At least my sister's hamster was one.

I'll do you one better: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-10-25

I always suspected platypuses are the evolutionary equivalent of fake news. And now we know!