Ballmer: There’s no doubt Windows 8 will be a success

Does anyone still listen to Ballmer's predictions?

"There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance. [...] I'd prefer to have our software in 60% or 70% or 80% of them, than I would to have 2% or 3%, which is what Apple might get."

I read this as "Ballmer screaming: There’s no doubt Windows 8 will be a success." Can the Siri voice be changed to Ballmer screaming everything? Has anyone made a "Ballmer" voice for OS X or Windows text-to-speech?

more accurately "There's no doubt Windows 8 will be a success"...when we make it the only option.