Indeed. And since you are so nice to Kim he can get a job as remote IT worker.

Probably a better neighbor too.

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle. — Bryan Cantrill

You are free to choose among the things the options the cabal provides you. What are you complaining about?

We hope it's not predictive sarcasm.