Wow, what utterly clueless marketing. Rather than headline with a real user advantage – say, a thoughtful feature like flip to mute – they pile on a boardroom-approved list of bullet points that begins with the most meaningless tech specs and doesn't even get to practical features (assuming you know what any of them are) until way down the list.

Samsung should fire their agency. Alas, whoever hired them probably doesn't even get what's wrong.