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This was so much funnier than I wish it was… ugh. Contacting Google. Good luck.

Wonder why I've never had that problem.

Are you saying you can find Google’s phone number?

Yes.

You’re probably worth a lot of money rn. I would start an entire business just selling people Google’s number. Heck, I would start an entire Google support company rn, publish a phone number and proxy calls to Google. I’d screen calls then also sell Google my services. You’re welcome. Build this in 2 months. I want 30% ownership.

Duh.

EDIT: also thank you, but and 0.0% is fine.

I make them hundreds of thousands a year even with their commission from my app sales. Still don't have a contact there (same with Apple).

They're happy collecting their commissions and avoiding you. The only good thing is that (for the most part) the payment method is just a password/faceid/touchid away.

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