The biggest red flag in all these stories is getting a call from a customer support person trying to help you.
When it seems like it’s impossible to get ahold of them in a real emergency.
I assumed this was normal.
What a shit show.
They're saying that the least likely part of the cover story is that Google would proactively reach out to you in order to help you personally with the service you are (most likely) paying zero dollars for, and assign one of their most expensive employees to the case.