Develop and advertise the premise of a revolutionary tech product that claims to transform the world using NFTs, crypto, and AI. After obtaining funding for explosive growth within 2 years, rug pull your userbase, raking in millions of dollars in personal assets.
Discard your identity, go into hiding, and run from the FBI for 32 days, until a group of anonymous hackers uses OSINT to retrieve all your data and triangulate your position from your cell phone.
Then, proceed to engage in an 8-hour standoff with the authorities until they flashbang the room and take you into custody. Plead not guilty in your court hearing, even though you know you are, and constantly bring up how you're a good person and always enjoy playing mahjong with your many, many friends.
You get sentenced to 10 years in federal prison, while your words garner sympathy from a niche internet subgroup that claims you were wrongly convicted. Continue to serve your sentence until you're released in 2035, when the job market will finally pick up again.
Since no publicity is bad publicity, at least one CEO will be impressed, regardless of your moral reprehensibility, and reach out with a job offer. But now you don't need to work, because you already have $32 million, a megayacht, and a lifetime's supply of lemon lime soda.
Also, "It's your resume."