I'd say the kids of Kalamazoo could use a break given the kind of stuff they have to deal with.

http://www.calgaryherald.com/opinion/letters/Nose+Hill+Park+...

Note: The above Kalamazoo sheriff is probably not quite as paranoid as the story suggests since Kalamzoo has a murder rate almost 7 times higher than Calgary despite being roughtly 1/14'th the size. If Kalamazoo is that dangerous, it's natural to assume a much bigger city would be even more dangerous. Still, that's one sheriff I wouldn't want to run into in a Kalamazoo park, let alone a dark alley!