Is there any way to do this with Android? I'd wish to get a modern snappy phone with a great camera but completely locked down.
It takes a similar approach to the OP - changing restrictions requires a USB cable and a computer.
Also there is limitphone[3], but it has less settings and is easier to uninstall than andoff, but works via the same mechanism.
1: https://docs.andoff.one/ 2: https://www.teqtic.com/lock-me-out 3: https://limitphone.com/
* Remove Jelly browser with `adb shell pm uninstall --user 0 org.lineageos.jelly`
* Disable F-Droid so you can't install another browser on a whim with `adb shell pm disable-user org.fdroid.fdroid`